Elphie: I got detention today.
Carly: What did you do this time?
Elphie: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler." And I asked, "Which end?"
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Elphie: I got detention today.
Carly: What did you do this time?
Elphie: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler." And I asked, "Which end?"

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Elphie: I need serotonin
Boq: [standing up and immediately sitting down again] I forgot what serotonin was for a moment and was about to get you some.
Glinda: Well, you’re a little confused but your heart’s in the right place.
Elphie: Glin, if you’re lying, I swear to God…
Glinda: I’m not lying! Boq saw it too.
Elphie: Boq is easily led.
Boq: Thank you.
Riley: If your friends jumped off a cliff would-
Boq: Probably.
Parent: *holding a kid on a child leash*
Parent: Man, parenting is hard work.
Yero: *holding the Wicked Squad on child leashes*
Yero: You’re telling me.

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Yero: Fun game: play Peek a Boo with your child, but never reappear.
Boq: My dad was really good at that game.
Glinda: Mine too.
Boq: side note why am I water hungry
Boq: wait no
Boq: water,,, hungry,,
Boq: water hungry water hungry water hungry GUYS HELP
Elphie: you’re thirsty
Boq: I M T H I R S T Y
Riley: I’m worried about Boq, I think I need to take him to a therapist.
Carly: Hm? Why?
Boq, sitting at the table: Ravioli ravioli give me the serotoni.
[in the group chat]
boq: lol I’m dying help
elphie: oof same
glinda: me af
yero: RIP, what’s up man?
boq: no like I’m legit dying
boq: some guy stabbed me in a McDonald’s parking lot
boq: the lol is a habit
boq: *sends a blurry picture of himself dabbing in the ambulance*
[3 people are typing…]
elphie, leading the squad: okay. mission number two, finding where the popcorn is.
boq: wait, what was mission number one?
elphie: fucking getting here, boq.

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Boq: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Yero: I’ve witnessed the dumb stuff.
Glinda: I’ve joined you in the dumb stuff.
Elphie: I tried to stop you from doing the dumb stuff.
Bex: why are Elphie and Glin sitting with their backs to each other?
Yero: they had a fight.
Bex: then why are they holding hands?
Boq: they get sad when they fight...
Elphie: Well, you can’t make EVERYONE like you. You’re not Glinda.
Yero: Not everyone likes Glinda, though.
Elphie: WHO DOESN’T LIKE GLINDA?!
Yero: No one, I just–
Elphie: I NEED NAMES NOW
Erica: So this is it. This is how I die.
Elphie: Damn it! I wanted to be the one to kill you!
Elphie: So what’s the new rule here?
Glin & Yero, together: No daring Boq to do stupid stuff.
Elphie: Why?
Boq, muttering: Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.
Elphie: Right.

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boq: welcome to my first vlog, where I’ll be trying different hair products
boq: *sprays hairspray directly into his mouth*
boq: off the bat, I can tell you that this one is not very good
(At the top of Boq's building, a poorly made ramp is set up to the bottom)
Glinda, strapping Boq into a homemade go-cart: Give my regards to everyone below.
Boq, flashing her a thumbs up: Consider it done.
Glinda: And tell Yero that he still owes me 100 dollars from our last poker game.
Boq: *nods*
Glinda: Alright then, what’s the saying? I wash my hands of this? Go get ‘em, Boq!
Boq, securing his helmet: One small ride for me, one giant ass whooping for both of us if Elphie finds out.
Elphie, coming through the door to the roof: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING UP THERE?!?!
Glinda: GO GO GO GO GO!