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pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

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Cinque Terre (Liguria, Italy) by Tasos Anestis

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Tellaro (Liguria, Italy) by Paolo Lazzarotti

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My sister just walked into my room, grunted “oil” and promptly collapsed on the floor

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Fuck she got possessed by america

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julia-wanders

#neverland

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tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

sistertaxon

why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess what then your asexual pirate is fucking dead

thesylverlining

this is the only kind of ace discourse i ever want to see on my dash. the only kind. ever again. good job

kittyknowsthings

Do you think the sirens would be grateful that they finally get some variety?

systlin

“Oh my god we can finally just sing about pasta thank the fucking gods.”

totohoy-blog

I’m not asexual but I’m fairly certain sirens would do a far better job luring me into the depths with a song about pasta rather than sex…

systlin

I mean.

“WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM THE ROCKS.”

“FUCKER THEY SAID THEY HAVE FETTUCCINE CARBONARA AND HOT GARLIC BREAD OVER THERE HANG ON BITCH.”

musicalhell

This is true; Odysseus heard them promising him knowledge of the future. So the next time you see artwork like this:

Remember those sultry naked chicks are saying “We’ll tell you the winning lotto numbers.”

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Them: “We have unlimited wifi at incredible speeds~” Me: *diving headfirst into the water*

rpluvsyj

This post is a blessing

wittyusername97

Congratulations! Odysseus! You’ve been selected as a winner for the free $1000 Amazon Gift Card, Apple iPhone X 256G or Samsung Galaxy S8! Claim your prize now!

muirin007

Found out iMovie has an echo function for audio, so shoutout to Apple for making me sound like I’m in Lord of the Rings while I’m pretending to be a forlorn ghost on the moors and probably freaking out my neighbors in the process.

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The giant freshwater stingray is a species of stingray found in large rivers and estuaries in Indochina and Borneo, though historically it may have been more widely distributed in South and Southeast Asia. One of the largest freshwater fish in the world, this species can measure more than 6 feet across and weigh 1300 pounds.

Bottom-dwelling in nature, the giant freshwater stingray inhabits sandy or muddy areas and preys on small fishes and invertebrates. Females give birth to litters of one to four pups that measure about 12 inches across. Because of fishing, the aquarium industry, and habitat degradation, the giant freshwater stingray is considered endangered.

Photo sources: wired, natgeo

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water pancake…

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Cemetery of forgotten ships by Mira Nedyalkova

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Les Sirènes jouant dans les vagues (Sirens playing in the waves) ~ Georges Girardot (French, 1856-1914)

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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

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(2/19/19) i hate to do this but i need help. i haven’t had a meal in about 3-4 days, and i haven’t eaten at all today. i’m disabled & unable to work, and my EBT was recently dropped from $200/mo to $20/mo and i’m really struggling as a result. i also really need help covering transportation expenses, more info on that here. please consider donating if you can or reblogging if you can’t.

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This is only our second sighting of a reused item from the silent era - the other being a costume from the 1922 Lorna Doone.

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My fiance's dog Mocha woke up this morning bleeding from the mouth. Due to the blood loss the vet believes she is anemic and needs to be tak

We had to make my dog a vet appointment because she’s bleed from her mouth and there’s blood in her poop

The wound isn’t clotting and the vet is unsure what the exact cause is. Originally she thought it was an internal problem that’s causing the blood not to clot but it’s possible the cut is just extremely deep. It’s still unclear

Our vet wasn’t qualified to look further into it because of how much she’s bleeding and risk of making it worse. If we don’t get Mocha to an emergency vet by tonight she’ll have lost too much blood and won’t make it

We spent every cent we had at her appointment today and I don’t expect to raise enough money by tonight but i’m hoping for a miracle because I don’t want to lose her if you could

If you could please donate it would mean the world to me

muuzan-deactivated20201127

I mentioned before that my dog was doing better but today I had to take her to the vet because she was walking funny. Long story short the vet did another test and apparently she’s still bleeding but they don’t think it’s from her mouth injury. They think there’s another underlying problem and that she’s bleeding internally somewhere but they don’t know how much or why as her recent medical history isn’t making sense. She’s xrays and an ultra sound to see if they can figure out what’s wrong and that won’t include surgery costs if she needs it so if you can share this or donate anything it would be appreciated

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