For What is Life Without Whimsy?

everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

Not only is having worldbuilding threads that are mentioned once and never picked up again not a flaw in fantasy media, I'd go so far as to say that a lack of such threads is a flaw. If everything ties up in one neat little package, you're missing the point of fantasy worldbuilding. Like, don't do it on every page, or your setting is going to be an overstuffed mess, but every so often you are not only allowed but obligated to casually drop some utterly batshit worldbuilding detail and then just never follow up on it. Maybe some rocks are sentient. You don't owe your reader an explanation. Just fucking go for it.

at this point when someone uses the term "found family" about a show the only thing it really tells you is, some of the characters have friends

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

i have literally never fallen in battle. only tripped gracefully with tasteful panty shot

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra bad for a bit as to make them rethink this decision

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

Does this,,,,,count?