For What is Life Without Whimsy?

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring] “go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.” [in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter] “why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!” “well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!” “what a knobhead!” “fucking hell.”

ASMR. Rain AND instant cosmic punishment.

/puts a veil on my head/ Now the fallen angels wont fuck me

I got them confused with weeping angels for a sec and was like, what? Does it have eyes drawn on it or something???

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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We dug too deep

Time to enter the ＧＡＭＥＲ ＺＯＮＥ

Camera, printer, sewing machine, now a fucking anaesthetic adminstrator…was there anything the Game Boy didn’t have an accessory for?

gameboy sprinted so smart phones could lag and be ugly

The angry mark and big head when yelling have also gone the way to the dinosaur 😢

....what have they done to the God of War sequel. why does it look like another whimsy d & d show from netflix. have we not suffered enough

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"