For What is Life Without Whimsy?

nobody numa numas like they used to

(wistfully) mai-ia-hee... mai-ia- hoo....

(off in the distance) mai-ia-haa... mai-ia-hAha

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

straight men trying to make Serious war dramas and accidentally making incredibly tender homoerotic cinema is the funniest thing

Can you imagine being so fucking disgustingly touch-starved and sex-saturated that any amount of fraternal camaraderie instantly signals “they are gays, they are in a homosexual relationship” to your ghoulish, porn-addled brain?

Robert Olmstead Guy of All Time award. He's broke, he's taking a shitty bus tour of the sketchiest places he can find, he's walking around with a box of cheez its and a bottle of raw whiskey. He calls in the fucking US military after escaping a horror story final girl style. He's even a fish person.

bi women who lean more towards men r literally so strong this isn't even a joke the biphobia they face for literally no reason is fucking crazy

so many people in the comments completely missing the point.... “plus they have to deal with MEN disgusting men are so gross!!” like bro that’s an example of the biphobia we’re referring to!!!!!

the wisened fujoshi knows better that they would never want their ship to become canon. canon can never compete with whatever is going on in the fujoshi's mindscape

This is fudanshi erasure