Hey there people

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

they're a problematic character TO YOU. they're problematic to me as well but I'm being weird and horny about it so it's different

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

really strange how you can be almost at peace with something that happened to you but it will continue to be a defining moment of your life for the rest of your life. you wont think about it much anymore but in a conversation about a film someone will mention the year it was released and you’ll think to yourself, “that was before it happened” and you’ll see an old photo and think how strange it is to have existed before it happened and somehow it’s like living a life in two acts

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

/water

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

Hey, hey, look me in the eyes when I tell you this okay? The whole "do trans women or trans men have it worse?" debate going on right now is the most obvious CIA bullshit on earth cause honestly we've both got it pretty shitty and fighting each other isn't helping anyone

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public