Earth Girls Are Easy (1985) sentence starters !
feel free to change the pronouns, fill in names, etc. nsfw for mentions of sex and drugs.
❝ fly a spaceship, see the universe! i must be nuts. ❞
❝ we met on friday the 13th; look how happy we are! ❞
❝ it’s the summer of love! ❞
❝ that’s a great outfit. ❞
❝ that door’s a real bitch. ❞
❝ you’d better have a note from your mother, young ___! ❞
❝ i’m just not that turned on by ___ lately. ❞
❝ i hear oysters are good for potency. ❞
❝ if i was any more potent, i’d kill somebody. ❞
❝ why are you so tardy, young ___ ? ❞
❝ ooh, so dr. doolittle finally came through, huh? ❞
❝ no, actually ___ was dead on arrival. ❞
❝ ____ is obviously a victim of PMS! ❞
❝ we’ll make you a new ___! ❞
❝ at this point, what have you got to lose? ❞
❝ you can be a brand new ___! ❞
❝ y’know, i think ___ might be right! ❞
❝ you want to do what?! ❞
❝ oh no, no, i couldn’t. ❞
❝ just make yourself at home. ❞
❝ eat me, i’m a cookie! ❞
❝ i didn’t know ___ had company! ❞
❝ i don’t usually dress like this. ❞
❝ here comes doctor love! ❞
❝ what is going on here? ❞
❝ you brought a ___ home to have sex?! ❞
❝ you weren’t supposed to be here! ❞
❝ you were gonna have sex without me?! ❞
❝ i’m really not into kinky scenes. ❞
❝ if meaningless sex is what you want, why can’t you have it with me?! ❞
❝ you can’t expect me to be more involved than i really am! ❞
❝ evolved? i’ll show you evolved! ❞
❝ the neighbors are watching! ❞
❝ i used to worship the ground you walked on. ❞
❝ let’s face it: inner beauty is for losers. ❞
❝ who cares? they’re round and bouncy! ❞
❝ don’t push me—i’m close to the edge! ❞
❝ there’s a giant blow dryer in my pool! ❞
❝ just release all that negative energy out into the universe. ❞
❝ don’t go, it could be a trick! ❞
❝ i give great massages. ❞
❝ i’m sure you’re looking for somebody much more important. ❞
❝ your planet is weird. ❞
❝ you’re not gonna hurt me, are you? ❞
❝ no offense, but you do kind of look like a wookiee or a werewolf, or something. ❞
❝ what is that, some kind of love touch? ❞
❝ i didn’t expect i’d be having aliens for lunch. ❞
❝ look! low-cal pop-tarts! these are natural. ❞
❝ do you have eggs on your planet? ❞
❝ you’re tearing me apart! ❞
❝ the water just seems….really stale. ❞
❝ some hot-dog shot his board and hit me right in the head. ❞
❝ waste your brain, wax your board, pray for waves. ❞
❝ make me an alaskan polar bear heater, on the double. ❞
❝ we’ll make our own music, gorgeous. ❞
❝ you go rest your thumbs, i’ll drive. ❞
❝ i’m sorry i was such an asshole. ❞
❝ finland is the captial of norway. ❞
❝ i see you found the cable station. ❞
❝ one look at you and ___’s gonna know you’re not local! ❞
❝ if only i had about a zillion gallons of Nair. ❞
❝ promise me you will not freak out! ❞
❝ stop it, you are freakin’ me out! ❞
❝ a UFO landed in my pool and they captured me, but we made friends and i fed them pop-tarts. ❞
❝ oh nothing, i’m on drugs. ❞
❝ no man is worth getting yourself in this state over! ❞
❝ just sit down, relax, and have a mental margarita. ❞
❝ okay, now i’m gonna show you something that’ll change your life, completely, forever. ❞
❝ well, in that case—lemme get a cigarette. ❞
❝ SHIT, THOSE ARE ALIENS! ❞
❝ WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?! ❞
❝ did they take control of your brain? ❞
❝ well, they’re just darling—get ‘em out of here. ❞
❝ i see split-ends are universal. ❞
❝ lost in space without conditioner, huh? ❞
❝ does tina turner wear a wig? ❞
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