celeste - not your muse (review)
i have SUCH mixed feelings on this album. it's kind of baffling to me. i went in completely blind, with no idea what to expect, and my first listen was a rollercoaster of "god this sucks—wait this is great—what is happening???" i still can't tell if the album actually warranted this overreaction, but i was having a weird ass day. and i gotta admit, that initial impression stuck with me through every successive listen.
i've been picking up random albums from clearance bins for a while, because prior to this album, i was on a lucky streak of albums that ranged from great to decent. i'd been getting the feeling that my luck was soon to run out, and i was right—but not with this album! it was with a different one that i actually took out of the rotation altogether and replaced with kd lang's ingénue for the second time in two months (because god i love that album). still, when i heard not your muse for the first time, the opening two tracks immediately gave me a bad impression.
i've since changed my mind on "ideal woman," the opening track. i think, as an opening track, it does exactly what it needs to do. i think it sounds good, the lyrics are solid enough, the melody is nice. especially for an album called "not your muse," it functions as a clear thematic statement. the real problem lies with track two, "strange," which according to celeste's spotify, is her most streamed song by a landslide. this has baffled me since i first looked it up. "strange" is easily the worst track on the album (though "a little love" is also a contender) and is worse than most if not all of the bonus tracks as well. (speaking of which, i got the deluxe version of this album and there are a LOT of bonus tracks. 21 songs in total. it's insane.)
"strange" has an extremely stripped-back arrangement. it's soft piano chords and vocals, that's it. this is a problem because celeste's vocals just...aren't very good when isolated? i hate to say it, because she sounds great on plenty of the other tracks, but her breathiness crosses the line from being an aesthetic choice into sounding like she spent an hour screaming at the top of her lungs as a vocal warmup before coming to the studio. it's not flattering at all. it's downright grating on the ears, and it's really frustrating to listen to because i can hear hints of what sounds like a pleasant voice, but it's buried underneath this rasping noise.
so, two songs in and i'm worried that this cd is going to be nothing but a bunch of amateur songs hastily thrown together into an album...and then "tonight tonight" starts playing.
after a short intro, the beat drops and the song starts. actual production, a variety of instruments, a cohesive, pleasant ambience. sure, the verse seems to take significant inspiration from "i will survive" with a side of "tom's diner," but who cares? it's a good song. i'm already feeling better, but she immediately follows it up with "stop this flame" which is just. wow.
seriously, this song has so much life and energy. the instrumental is meticulously crafted to build up to the very rewarding chorus. it's got a nonstop rhythm to it, the melody is delicious, everything. i LOVE this song. sure, you can hear some of that breathiness in her voice in the bridge, but it's much more tolerable, and most of the song has fantastic vocal delivery. it just makes you want to stop what you're doing and start dancing!
"stop this flame" is definitely the high point in this album, but there's not another real low point until the second-to-last track (excluding bonus tracks), "a little love." this has basically the same issue as "strange," and it's also got this vocal scoop in the chorus that i don't care for, but its position at the end of the album makes me forgive it a little more. it's not meant to be the star of the show, and it's also got a lovely message, so i feel bad about trashing it.
from the bonus tracks, there are a few different collaborations in here, and my favorite is probably "unseen" with lauren auder. just a really lovely, floaty track. there were a couple songs i didn't care for, but most were pleasant.
overall, i'd say that if you took "strange" out of this album completely, it would be a very good album. i don't understand why it's the most popular, and i probably never will. i feel bad about how negative this review comes off when the album was quite good, but i'm not going to sit here and lie about how much i disliked that song.
final thoughts: i paid $2 for this album because it was on clearance, so it was well worth it. stream "stop this flame" because it rules. thank you and goodnight.