Sometimes you just have to

I need some one to love me

Who me and she can be called we

Someone who won't make me feel like a knob

Poems don't need to rhyme

But this one does this time

So why am I writing this

Hey look a dog

And on his back a pollywog

Now they will go for a swim

She's said to be a lonely girl

With her world all a whirl

Doesn't hear it on her bike

I see that she is nude

Would it be rather rude

or I'd look like a fool

I want to learn how to play guitar

Right now I've gotten this far

By that I mean I wrote this verse

No dancing when the radio radio plays.

Alison I know you make me feel less then zero

to what we once loved

Nothing will stay the same

Its all got to come to an end soon

So it will look different

I'm sensitive so have sex with me

I see all the flaws in you but that's okay

So fuck me, and feel better about yourself

I understand you even though I don't understand me

But I'm brooding and sweet so we'll make love

I don't know how to play the guitar yet

So its kinda hard to express how sensitive I am

I want to write a poem about my penis

But what can truly be said

It can provide pleasure

Mostly no one wants to see

Kind of big, little bit unpredictable

So goes my penis so goes me

Few have really seen it

Even less really appreciate it

An old fool is one of them

He yammers on

We are too kind

so we just let him go on

Just tired now

As he won't shut up

My head is in the clouds

The air is thin there

My nose will bleed soon

But I can't let go

It makes me sick

But I don't care

Its not worth it

But don't let me know

The Golden Girls were so old

friends with benefits

Never going to happen

Some loon walking by

She found some food around her

Keep it real upbeat

til the tune goes out the door