Mysterious powder

sorry he bit you. It’s his coping mechanism

“what is he coping with?” the weight of the world on his gay shoulders

the thing is that house and wilson’s relationship to the rest of princeton plainsboro teaching hospital is basically just how the entire world talks about matt damon and ben affleck but like. this is canon. “gregory house spotted buying a condo with james wilson after cuddy broke his heart which could mean nothing” <- this is how his employees talk about them in the show

blue denim is the sluttiest thing a man can wear. to me

THRASHING AROUND THINKING ABOUT HIM

does anyone want to play cigarettes with me

they need to invent a new mental illness in the dsm5 to describe whatever feral cocomelon shit happens to your brain when you watch 3rd life grian pov all the way through again

the worst part of driving is when you try to execute a manoeuvre and fuck it up so bad and everyone shames you for it with their big stupid horns so you're like okay i guess i should figure out how to do this manoeuvre correctly so that doesn't happen again so you look it up and all the advice is like "you need to be able to precognitively see around blind corners to perform this manoeuvre"

do you want me to slaughter a goat and read its entrails too. should i just navigate by the stars while i'm at it.