Occasional Debauchery

I hate group projects im serious. I hate them. Just let me do the work just give it to me. Dont make my grade depend on the person sitting next to me they’re a moron. 

Women Who Innately Mistrust Architecture, a series

my mum must think that im really stupid because she just told me not to eat a candle even though it smells like ice cream 

tommy remember when you ate soap in lush 

shut ur mouth it looked really good 

I’ve got some pretty topical jokes about peeling potatoes but I don’t think this website is ready for them 

I’d like to hear them Harry

I’d like to hear more if that’s ok

I hate it when theres a little bit of skin left 

Can we hear that one again please? I really liked it

just scroll up and you can read it theres no point me typing it out again thats just a waste of time and energy and it will not be necessary cause you can just look up and read it  

Oh yeah, sorry for bothering you Harry

thats alright Matt 

This site is on drugs, swear to God

cause this post is so wacky and wild 

oh god i took this photo on a frame while it was blinking that makes it look really sad

You made it feel inadequate

i’m so sorry…………………..

I RELATE SO HARD

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

DAMN STRAIT.

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.” Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”

“I want to enjoy my life” “What kind of millennial bullshit is this?”