blame the port mafia

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

Whenever I text someone happy birthday I always have to double check and then I panic and worry that I’ve somehow gotten their birthday wrong this year and I read the date wrong on the messages from last year and my calendar is wrong. #Normal

Lovers (platonic)

did you guys know that I’m actually extremely gay

nonbinary is whatever you want it to be forever. never let someone binarize you or push you into a box you're not comfortable with 🧡🧡

accidentally asked a customer today if she would like to "put in your phone number for amazing digital coupons?"

think of a girl. now think of another girl. now think of another girl. now another. thats not enough. more. more. more girls. no thats not enough. more girls

by the time I got to the end I was outright laughing