Something Witty and Sarcastic

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

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"average human is in 5 relationships" is actually a statistical error. Fandoms Grace, whom is head cannoned as every sexuality and shipped with 7 different people, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

turn your attention to The Character

remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

Race is a social construct, not a biological trait, which means that the definitions of race change over time, culture, and context. Claiming otherwise is racist pseudo-science.

i LOVE the word decorum . like please! have some decorum ✋

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

I’m so pro abortion I feel insane hearing any other take on it

Even lefties I know will eventually concede to some situation where they think it’s right to force someone to carry a child against their will as if that’s not one of the most inhumane and cruel situations to put someone in regardless of any other factors