Something Witty and Sarcastic

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

on it 🫡 🌈 📚

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Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

The thing they don't tell you about growing hair out is how it can get in your ears and feel weird

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

YES. FINALLY ONE OF THESE POSTS I CAN RELATE TO HOLY SHIT. you guys have no fucking idea how long i played on websites like these oh my god

My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?

Welcome to Nigh Vale

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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