Something Witty and Sarcastic

I think this pride month we should all get normal about trans men/mascs with long hair

especially when the trans men & mascs in question are Native / Black / Asian

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

i know no one else has ever felt like this before, but i will be brave and speak my truth. i want to have lesbian sex

lots of kisses n pets to anyone who rbs or donates this rlly wld mean a lot to us weve wanted this for yrs

companies make billions from you thinking you're ugly btw. only ugly thing is their bottom line. log out of tiktok right now.

learning to ask 'is this an ad' will save your life

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics

i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical