Something Witty and Sarcastic

this pride it is mandatory that everyone is nicer to lesbians. especially trans lesbians

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Hiii can I have help with surviving this month? I know I'll need $400ish total for bills, but anything extra for gas and groceries is much appreciated!

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

on it 🫡 🌈 📚

Certified Library Post

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

Reblog you stay silly

The thing they don't tell you about growing hair out is how it can get in your ears and feel weird

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes