so what are we?

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

haha the longing and yearning isnt thaat bad *throws up*

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

if i order fries and they come out stacked this high im tongue kissing the chef

How are my sweetie pees

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

she 🫪 on my 🫪 till i 🫪

this fic is so good i hope i write it

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

I fucking love those little birds that are just like *longs my neck at you*

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away