INTRODUCTION POST
"...I REFUSE to become the monster you are when I grow up!" [LAST UPDATED: 6/22/2026]
hi! welcome to my blog. i'm sammy, but i love going by the names of my favorite fictional characters (specifically whoever I’m wearing in my pfp when it ISNT Melvin from Captain Underpants) i am nonbinary, specifically bigender (he/she) and asexual. i'm also a minor, so nsfw blogs, please, politely, dni, as well as proshippers or anything of the like. here are the main tags i use on like. majority of my bullshit: #sammy talks: random shit i think up in that mess i call a brain #ask sammy: any asks i may get #sammy draws: all my art (be warned my art was SO SHIT in 2023) and here are some extra tags: #rps: when i want to rp but dont want to make a whole sideblog for it #history lost to time: posts about my minecraft OC called Something. #the skeld's newest hire: stuff revolving around my among us oc Lilac (will probs add more oc tags when i actually. yknow. get some)
<<<<<<<<<<FANDOM LIST>>>>>>>>>> [CURRENT] -captain underpants -dog man -the among us show (its SO PEAK) -homestuck (i'm a newgen please don’t kill me) -sonic the hedgehog (also a newgen) -BFDI/TPOT -inanimate insanity -unstable smp (JUST got to Prince Zam empire) -deltarune
[RANDOM BRAINWORMS] -gravity falls (comes back every time the fandom is revived) -friday night funkin (specifically picos school) -south park -invader zim (i kin dib membrane so hard yall dont understand) -five nights at freddys -mandela catalogue -vita carnis -pokemon (i hyperfixate on it like once a month but barely ever post anything. you have been warned.)
i am also the creator of the secret keeper captain underpants au, a 'swap' au that explores the concept of what would happen if melvin sneedly got to the hypno ring first. if you're here to look for my posts on it, i have a few tags! i'll put them below: #Sk Captain Underpants Au #Secret Keeper Captain Underpants Au #sk captain underpants au #secret keeper captain underpants au (WARNING: anything i say that is canon under these tags posted BEFORE my announcement that i completed book one is RETCONNED!!!)
if you're looking for FOR SURE canon material and not me bullshitting about it, see this masterpost below! It's still in progress, but this is what i got for it so far:
<<<<SECRET KEEPER AU MASTERPOST!!!>>> [CHARACTER SHEETS] -Melvin Sneedly [BOOKS] -Book 1: The Adventures of Captain Underpants And His Slightly Evil Sidekick -Book 2: Captain Underpants (+ His Very Unwilling Sidekick) And The Attack Of The Talking Toilets <<<<MORE WILL BE ADDED AS THE SERIES GOES ON>>>>
i hope you have a good time reading my fanfiction and bullshittery!!!










