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i think we should all get tomorrow off for no particular reason. the next day too. maybe all the days

You want a general strike. that’s what you want.

Young Vırgınıty Club... LOL

Apparently someone attempted to assassinate me overnight and I didn't realise until I logged onto Twitter and my mutuals publicly tweeted things like, "OMG you almost got assassinated last night that's crazy!!!" and tagged me in those tweets.

But how did the mutuals know 🤨 kinda sus if you ask me

the joke about how "the only right americans have over the rest of us is that a person with a room temperature IQ can buy a gun" is even funnier if you're using Celsius.

for those wondering, room temperature in Celsius is 18-21°

yes

It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

that's just winter in northern Finland or any other country near the polar regions

they should invent a ten hours of sleep you can get in six hours or less

i desperately need this.

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

Dracula from castlevania?