Sole Aim In Life To Be A Space Pirate

She bifrost on my incident till my walls begin to tear, not the walls of the train but those of a false and hollow reality

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

the best part of every enola holmes movie is tewksbury suffering, so I can already tell this one is going to be a banger

Girl what the fuck are these wedding dresses

I really like Enola Holmes. Fun character, good movies (and books), and all that. But what are they doing with this modern wedding dress and makeup at the end of the third movie? I understand us putting in modern feminist values, but can we please stick to the historically accurate costuming? 🙏🏽😭

Perhaps it was a bad idea for Enola Holmes to make Moriarty a beautiful Black woman, not just because of the problematic implications such a choice could make when she is put in opposition to the white leads, but also because every time I’m supposed to be rooting against her I’m just going BASED BASED BASED