Potter!

Then in the background another Shaun the Sheep episode plays.

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All the years Harry was there she laughed and cried for all he did, like James so much. She died peacefully knowing she helped James and his son the best she could, that’s all they would have asked for after all.

Imagine you live in Florida, sunny, hot and, of course, humid. You live out in the middle of nowhere. Take it in, just you and your wildlife. You recently have been having problems with some gators. They are snapping and scaring you and company that comes over. Your far off neighbors you have talked to about the problem, they brush it off and say that is how all gators act and to ignore them. You try, until you break when one bites your German Shepard. This has spiraled out of control. It's time to call animal control. "Ring, ring, Animal Control in Florida, how can I help you?" "I have a couple of gators and one bit my dog..." "What type of dog?" What type of dog? Are you serious? Does it have to be specific? "German Shepard." "Sir/Ma'am, we can't help you, you shouldn't have moved to Florida." You slam the phone down by now you are just pissed off. It's time to deal with your problem on your own. "Hello, is this Alligator Wranglers United?" "Yes, how can we help you?" "I was hoping someone could take an alligator off my property." "Of course, we will send someone right over, please give us your address." 45 minutes later "Hello, I am John an alligator wrangling specialist." "Nice to meet you, John, I have an alligator problem." John finds the alligator you were talking about an pets him all the while the alligator is completely harmless towards John. You feel crazy, maybe it's all in your head but none the less the world could do without one alligator, right? Wrong, John admires the CALM fella. And when you ask when he will "put it down" he looks at YOU crazily. "What, he is a gentle and small one, why would you want to hurt him?" "He bit my dog!" "Oh, they are always like that." "Can't you kill him?" "I will not, he is too small and he is gentle..." "Take him then, let him be your problem!" I don't have room, if I did I sure would take him. What are you to do? Move and let the alligator take over or stand your ground on the condition that he could bite you or your dog (again)? Now take this story and replace some of the words and phrases. Such as alligators with cat-callers and snapping with cat-calling. Your dog being bit with your friend being raped. How has the story changed?

As girls you not told to say in the background but it is implied. By the interrupting of our sentences we get the point. So most of the time it is girl on girl interaction at parties (I'm talking about family parties, younger parties, boys will talk but not much). As girls we have go to phrases such as "How are you doing?". That is it pretty much... Or you could do one better... "Oh I love that outfit, it's GORGEOUS!!" A) you complimented the person B) you opened up the convo ("thanks, I got it from *department store*"). Then someone overhears and boom here we are a generalization that girls are shallow.

During the Triwizard Tournament, loud-mouthed Ravenclaw, Zacharius Smith sees Albus. "Haha, you look like you could be Potter and Weasley's child." "I am." "This better not be a prank." "No, my name is Albus Severus Potter, I'm from the future with a time turner." Smith passes out. Albus facing Smith's friends, "I think he drank too much," And then he leaves. When Smith gets older and hears of Potter's son, Albus, he goes crazy creating a new and improved time turner that is not broken and has a way to disguise you in time. You go, Zacharius!

Muggleborns introduce Wikipedia to the pure bloods but don't tell them that they could change the pages and stuff.. Just seeing the Muggleborns mess with purebloods would be hilarious. Muggleborn: Hey, Pureblood, you should try this site called Wikipedia. Pureblood: Okay.... (Five minutes later) WOW THIS IS AMAZING! I had no idea that Dumbledore was secret scuba diver! Muggleborn: *does something between a snort and a giggle*