[protein is everywhere]

I had a dream that Valve released a new part of the Team Fortress comic, where at the end—after TF2 team was captured TFC team base (on the water like it’s an oil rig or smthn lol), as wiever, we come across a battered but still ready-to-fight spy, stripped down to his underwear and pants, and he was.... With boobs. But that was just a joke version where they’d changed his sex (by simply adding female boobs and a bra), and a little later the regular version came out, where he’s the usual guy. But I managed to catch that very first version, the one where he had boobs. And that’s when my investigation began. In my dream, I remembered that I’d seen something like this before in another dream, and I’d even sketched it. I went to look in the gallery on my second phone, and to my surprise—I found my sketch, where the spy is holding his boobs. So it was true. The spy with boobs existed, and even for Valve it was canon to some extent. Just the spy, our beloved classic skinny stick figure, but in addition to the numerous scars on his extremely pale body he bore yet another adornment of a mighty warrior. Female boobs.