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I ate 27 FUCKING TACOS

27?!!! 27 tortillas!

This is too fucking insane I don’t even believe it myself almost. Like how the fuck can one person be eating this much? All in one meal and in public! I just keep fucking saying “bring me more tacos” over and over again and they just keep doing it. They just keep bringing even more tacos out to me to shovel down no matter how much I eat. I just keep asking for more while my obviously distended gut hangs between my legs, growing bigger with each bite.

I wore elastic shorts this time instead of a belt, and sat on the bigger side of the booth this time. I think cause of those I was able to order those 3 more tacos at the end. At first I wasn’t, then I thought I’d do two, but the I got a good burp out and was like okay 3 is in play.

I’m seriously turning into a blimp. They have to be able to see how fucking big my gut is getting, especially after this fucking many! But they’ll just ask if I want anything else and it’s like yeah I want fucking more fucking food in my gut. More more more I can’t fucking stop I want MORE

I had to fucking awkwardly waddle out of the booth to get up and make it back to my car. My stomach was just absolutely PROTRUDING out in front of me it was insane.

God this many tacos is making my gut so fucking round. I just needed to sit in the car and cry and complain about how much I fucking ate, and how I shouldn’t have but we know I’m just gonna fucking do it again. I fucking forget how fucking full I got last time and just end up gorging myself into oblivion every fucking week

I passed out on the couch for a little bit, but someone is telling me I need to drink a protein shake before bed. I think maybe that’ll help settle all the tacos sloshing around inside of me right now.

Do y’all think this is a stupid amount of food someone should be eating? Like does this look utterly insane to the people eating around me seeing plate after plate loaded with tacos put in front of me? Maybe I need to really realize how fat all these meals are making me.

out of my control now

They lady bringing them out to people just carried them to their tables but with mine she brought all of mine out on a giant serving tray 😵‍💫 then she listed them all out loud putting them down in front of me.

Maybe that’s my fault for going during lunch hour so everyone around me was seeing this feast that literally covered my entire table 😩

I didn’t have a gigantic dinner last night and I just tore through these fuck. I stuffed each and every bit of them down and waddled out of there so fucking full. It’s crazy how much wider I feel waddling around after gorging myself 😮‍💨

Btw is this shirt okay to wear out still? I feel like if I’m empty it’s okay, but after 7 tacos maybe it can’t really hide that fact? I dunno does it make me look kinda fat after that? I’m realizing too how far down my belt buckle is too from my big fat heavy gut pushing it down. 😬

Ooh, Leonardo Sampaaio is feeling so full after a new day of stuffing himself with all kinds of fatty food. You’re not only spilling over your tight underwear, but you’re also spilling some cream out of your greasy mouth, you fat slob. Luckily your fat moobs and enormous round gut are there to catch it.