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Me now: groaning in irritation because I can’t see the tv over my stuffed FAT GUT anymore when I lay back on the couch

Well there was a Wendy’s on the way back… maybe a couple of chicken sandwiches to just top me off before the weekend is over 😮‍💨

Gut is feeling fucking really big and really swollen after all this food. Guess this is turning into a Sunday night pig out 🥵

Like yeah maybe if it couldn’t reach my bellybutton or something THEN maybe I’d be too fat for a dad bod but I think I still qualify right? Surely this looks like just a bit of belly of overindulging a bit

And yeah maybe eating out all the time and ordering massive family meal orders just for myself is blowing my tank up a bit but it’s not getting embarrassingly huge right?

What do you think? Do you think my gut is blowing up to the point where people have to notice it now? Do I look like I have a dad bod, or do I look like a fat hog whose belly is blowing up and he should just shovel more greasy burgers into it cause fuck how much bigger could it possibly get…

Might have gained some weight

A growing pig gotta do what a growing pig gotta do 🐷

Things got a little messy

What does this mean 😨

I hope you’re all very happy with yourselves

Because I just ate 30 fucking tacos, all in one sitting. What in the actual fuck 😩😩😩

How is it even possible to eat this much fucking food in one go? Like I really fucking walked in, sat in a booth, and literally ate tacos for almost 2 hours straight. I was so fucking full in that booth after slamming down that last taco. I felt full after 24 but figured I could bring any extra home, but nope I just kept chomping and pushing because dumb fat hog sees food on his plate so he eats it.

My gut is so fucking firm right now, my belly button feels so fucking right and shallow. Probably cause there’s 30 FUCKING TACOS stuffed in it. I feel gigantic, I guess all that eating over the weekend did stretch my gut out and now I’m even more fucked with how much food I want/need to fill me to the brim. I just keep eating and stretching my gut out, it’s no wonder I’m getting such a monster ball gut 😩

This was such a crazy thing to do, especially when I remember eating a dozen was a goal when I first started eating here. Now I’ve more than doubled that and my gut is looking more engorged with food than ever before. What a stupid irresponsible amount of fucking food I crammed all into my belly. Like this was well over 3k calories in a single meal and now my gut is distended so far out in front of me right now 🥵

God just keep the tacos coming, keep serving them to me until I literally can’t force another bite down. Fill me to the brim with tacos until I’m about to pop, and then push even more on me. Watch me groan in pain, holding my gut with one hand but still stuffing the food down with the other. Make me beg for them to stop even though all you’re doing is just placing food in front of me, it’s my own greed and gluttony that keeps overfeeding me. Can’t stop stuffing my fat face, my gut keeps growing bigger and fatter but I just keep fucking eating.

Tell me if this is a stupid amount of food and how fat I am if you agree 👀

Oof 🥵🥵🥵 just a little overfed. It’s just too easy to easy to overeat when the food is so good and these restaurants serve these giant portions. And I just want more more more. It’s not my fault that it’s so good that I want more until I’ve eaten myself out of my shirt 😩

Ugh am I just part of the fatboy statistics now? Just a fat lumbering hog who can’t even tell his fat gut is hanging out because he’s thinking about where he’s gonna eat next? Burping in public while pulling down my shirt only for it to ride back up after a couple of steps.