SomeBodyWeird

there are only two members of the co-op board I need to persuade in order to get my apartment

Caught by your son at a pride parade. You could have pretended you were only there to support your out-buddy, but you were tired of being in the closet. You took your lover's hand and introduced him as your boyfriend. Which then lead to the interesting conversation of why your son was also at the pride parade...

"Son, your ex-boyfriend and I are going to get married."

Getting in your daily bro kisses after the gym.

Roid bros growing bigger for each other

Boyfriends that roid together, stay together.

“If I can’t fuck my own body, might as well fuck one that looks like mine.”

"Let me show you the finest ass in the city."

"Together, we've built the bodies we've always wanted."

They often get asked who's the bottom, cause everyone assumes they're both total tops. Huge hairy masc boyfriends, it's normal for people to assume that. Funny thing; they're both vers-bottoms and getting bottomier. There's a constant stream of twinky young tops parading in and out of their house, giving it good to their big manly asses. Looks can be deceiving, folks.

“Why don’t you guys come over tonight?”

"Maybe it's the scenery, bro, but I think I'm falling in love with you."

"It's a long drive, but I remove one item of clothing every fifty miles."

Dunno what it is about muscled up men that are covered in hair that is just so appealing

It’s the muscle. And the hair.

“Just two dudes. At the pool. After dark… You know what I mean, man?”

Man, I feel like a man.

“Do you want to go up? Or do you want to go down?”

“Behold!”

“Why don’t you come back to our apartment with us, man?”

grab his hips & slide in balls deep