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"fine china" and I pull out a troy and abed in the morning mug

palamedes and camilla are such.... a dynamic. they are soulmates. they must never be lovers. they are the embodiment of pure, distilled bisexual panic. they are mad scientists. they are regular scientists. they are compromising their experiment's results. they are coparenting. they are older siblings. they are the furthest thing from parenting. they are both obsessed to a ridiculous degree. they are the perfection of the king and his knight trope. they are independent. they are codependent. they are a boss and a subordinate. they are best friends. they believe in a strong work ethic. they get so deep and personal that you kind of feel embarrassed reading it. they make you feel like you've never felt true love. they make you feel like you've never truly loved someone. they make you a little bit scared of love. they keep track of nona's boobs remarks and her laughing at ass jokes for science.

the locked tomb au where the lyctors are all members of the pit orchestra for phantom of the opera and all desperately hate each other because they've been stuck playing the same music together 7 times a week for 35 years

they;re gonna give me an extra row of teeth bc ive been good

Gideon Nav somehow has a 20 perception and a 6 insight and idk how she did that but God she notices everything and interprets it entirely wrong every time

happy alectopause 999 i think it would be really funny if the ‘robes’ described in the books were actually just flimsy modern day hoodies. gideon in a hoodie. harrow in a hoodie. cam and pal in hoodies. the eighth in pristine white hoodies. do u see the vision