I Love Y’all

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

BUST A NUT

You ever eat something you should NOT have and immediately beg for God’s forgiveness?

This post screams lactose intolerance

honestly adding a dog pic to a post about eating things you shouldn’t have is incredibly fitting

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt

the struggles of the zillennials 

Tony, seeing Mjorlnir unguarded: Pete come here a sec.

This is the meme I have been waiting for… the jeme.

lol lady gaga…. what’s she up to these days?

Playing sold out shows all over Asia. What u up to?

fingering myself

everyone I’m sorry to bother you but if this post doesn’t get thousands of notes on Easter Sunday I am going to riot

i just heard my mum say ‘you are very naughty’ and then a meow and then another softer ‘okay but next time there will be consequences’ and then another meow and then a ‘you’re right probably not’ 

@velvetine-crabbit