i-exist-hello

i’m a FAGGOT and a WHORE

the results are SO FRICKING FUNNY

Rare, next question.

my dad always says "it's not trespassing if you're not planning to do anything bad" which as a legal argument wouldn't get far but as a moral prerogative is completely sound

officer i am literally just in a location

i mean, he ain't wrong, but he ain't necessarily right either

Is it just me or does Masky look a bit different now?

I'm having SUCH a bad day could you please drop an image of that one dude from the Precambrian Era (you know the one)

Im keeping this in my heart forever

Lets say we caught conclusive evidence of mothman caught on camera with the caveat that in this video we also see mothman killing and sucking the blood out of a fully grown man. How many people do you think would care about that man, and how many people do u think would just go “YEAHHH MOTHMAN IS REAL!”

I would

The Goober Gang™️

steven looks so happy, I love it

orange, move on

"salad dressing" don't be so pretentious it's sauce. it's salad sauce

yall don't call it the salad juice???