*Dies inside*

Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.

I am asexual and at my age, pretty sure it's not just a phase I'll outgrow.

i think trans milf is a contender for top gender. trans milfs i hope ur all having a good day being sexy and fun

only cowards won't reblog this, why are you resisting trans milfs??

i don’t trust people who put pills in their mouth BEFORE the water

Nah, pills first, just so you can wash out the bad taste with water.

The University of Alberta study adds to a growing scientific realization that herbivores actually love meat, they’re just bad at finding it.

one day a cow will have a lightbulb moment and we’re all fucked

question to all girls

where tf do you put your titters when you go to sleep

In the titter drawer, you neanderthal.

the time is now

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.