Super fucking Mario!!!!!

hey yall! i was the one who scanned this, but i no longer have a twitter so the above link is dead. here’s a working link to the full guidebook :)

Donald Fagen of Steely Dan was killed by a gorilla last Wednesday. He was hollering and “"havin’ a cow” over the railing looking at Fat Linus’ gorilla hooters. Funeral was held in the gorilla exhibit while Third World Man played on an hacked Buck Bumble cartridge in a modified N64 connected to a projector that electrocuted 10 people to death later that evening.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people