‍‧⁺◟ 𝚂𝙿⛧𝙲𝙴 𝖬𝖠𝖭‧₊˚

(chugging an energy drink) ugh i feel weird

my friends have other friends but i’m trying to be really brave about it 🥺👉👈

(more anxious than i’ve ever been in my entire life) yeah no worries!

sorry i didn’t respond to you even though my screentime was 10 hours today my bad

“no forget it never mind” tell me right now or i will throw up

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier I had no idea that everything would be absolutely fine

you did something messed up in my dream last night so don’t talk to me i’m mad at you

well it only hurts a lot so i’ll just ignore it 😄

don’t mind me i’m just going to sit and wait outside of your door until you notice me

oh noooo a minor inconvenience guess i’ll just die

merry christmas babe here’s your present. it’s me. I am the present.

shoutout to my arms for always being by my side

i’m so hot i make potatoes sweat 😏 (i put them in the oven)

you know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold

I eat 15 apples a day and then drive to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall because they can’t withstand my aura

history interesting as hell like how do they even know that happened