this is silly because if you look closely you can see that the tiger is not an actual tiger but a Beanie Baby, a popular childs toy.

is that true?

i promise

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

reblog if you’re homophobic

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t give a HECK if Mamma Mia! Here I Go Again (2018) is a GARBAGE rehash of the first film I’m gonna be in the theater singing Abba like I live in Greece and having the TIME of my LIFE

hhogoughhhgg what if hello kitty was xanax what if hello kitty had a KNIFE what if i wrote horrible things in CRAYON

if you ever say tardis or something like that to me I will beat you in the face and ass

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go