dawn of a loser forever;

“Oh, really? And how much are you willing to bet on that assumption?”

“Hmm.. how about a galleon?”

"I will end you, Callistar," she said. "I will end you.”

"Oh, come on, Addy. You know you can't hurt this cute face."

"Oh darling, if only I knew how much you missed me."

"Well you just kind of disappeared. I thought something might have happened to you. You know, like your St. Mungo's trip."

"Well the cute one has been a very busy person."

"Well can the cute one send out a memo the next time she decides to disappear? I was going to send out a search party."

"What’s up bitches —"

"Where did the cute one go? The less cute one was worried."

"Oh please, you don’t know the password. And even if you somehow do, good luck getting up the stairs that turn into slides," she said. As she spoke, though, she wasn’t fully confident that Doug wouldn’t be able to find a way in if he tried hard enough. She wasn’t about to admit that, though.

"Addy. My sweet, sweet Addy. I know things. I have connections with people in the Gryffindor house. They'll provide me some assistance. I also can have a female friend who's in your house do the rest for me. So no worries, Addy. I thought this whole thing through." Doug was only talking now. He had no full plans of doing this, but it was fun to mess with her.

"I swear to Merlin, Callister, if I find a toad or an amphibian of any kind in my dresser you are a dead man."

"Hm, you know Addy, there's something calling me in the girls' Gryffindor dorms. I'll be back shortly."

Adeline laughed. “Oh, come on now, you don’t mean that.”

"Are you testing me? Because I think you are. And since you are, I have no choice but to go through with it."

"Well, it wasn’t a good job. It didn’t work,” she said. “I’d accept the “Nice try” if I were you. It’s all you’re getting.”

Doug let out a frustrated, but amused sigh. "You are so lucky I like you, okay? Because if I didn't... Merlin, the things I would do. Like throw a balled up piece of parchment at you or put toads in your dresser."

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"I said "Nice try"."

"But that's not a 'Good job' or a 'Well done'. It's a 'Nice try'. It sounds like you're teasing me, and it doesn't help my ego."

"It wouldn’t surprise me if you were."

"There are quite a few... how should I say this... nonsensical Ravenclaws, believe it or not. Perhaps I don't fit in that category, but there's no denying that I'm not the smartest."

"Nice try."

"You are evil. At least give me credit for trying."

"That’s what makes you even more impossible, you’re the only person I know who’s accidentally broken a statue."

"I'm more coordinated on a broom than I am on the ground. Maybe I was a bird in my past life."

"Oh, yeah, absolutely. I’m proud of you, plonk," she said. "You’re still wrong, though."

"I don’t doubt that for a second. Didn’t you break a statue once?"

"That was an accident, Molls. Completely unintentional."

"You blew up a cauldron? Merlin, I’ve never done that, and I’m shit at potions."

"Well, what can I say? I can make the impossible happen. Ah, come on. I'm sure you're not that bad, Molls."