Doodles!

We know this one:

But please bear witness to his earliest thirst:

Not only is it in the HK Ortiz-Murder-House seconds after reading the ad for the Eden Club, but it's at the end of a very specific conversation:

"Hmm. Y'know, the killer probably used the backdoor."

"Nope. I know what a backdoor looks like when it's had someone go through. This ain't it, Lieutenant."

"Well, I mean, not recently. But before."

"Oh, Lieutenant 🙂 Look at me 🙃 There's been no one through this back door in ages."

"Well -"

"🙃🙃 and i believe you said the front door was locked 🙃🙃"

"..."

"... uh..."

"..."

"..."

"... are you -"

"Weeeeeeelp, gotta head back inside. Can't keep standing out here in the rain like we're breaking a dry spell, which would not even help me find a guy who's been hiding alone in an attic for weeks only to come down and leave an offering to his god in the shower 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃"

(p.s. i'm lying a little, since this is his earliest thirst-face:

"Haha, you know where you can stick your instructions?"

"I don't. I'm an android. There are literally So. Many. Places."

"..."

"Would you like me to rank them for you? We can do a Yelp thing if you want. That's your generation, right?")

This was written for @solisiel for the convin Christmas in July gift exchange. I had an amazing time writing this. 

or if in feeling really dangerous

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This just in: two twinks meet and don’t like each other at first (they probably get along later but right off the bat they’re taking jabs at each other)

Did a quick doodle for @zzuppyfish’s Wheatley meeting mine! What happens when a soft boi meets scruffy boi? Surely only good things, yes.

Chaos continues at the local moron Wheatley gathering

Eventually they get crammed into a get-along-shirt and it somehow works???

I added onto it I can’t help it I’m sorry-

I’m gonna slip my Wheatley here…. And leave…

H h h h h h h

You know I couldn’t resist

Of course I must @ the other Wheatley’s uwu

Force you all to look at my hideous art

@zzuppyfish @oneangrykneegremlin @rubye402 @kastimere14

Not the greatest, but I figured I’d add my wheats

He’d probably just take another sip of his citranium and walk away…

I was in a rush cuz I’m in class-

Here’s my Wheatley, I saw y’all doing this and I thought I would join :-)

Tumblr destroyed the quality but here ghg

I couldn’t fit all the Wheatley’s because my dumb brain decided not to make enough space for em but ya hhshs

Kinda rushed it cuz I wanted to post it today shjan

Sorry the poses look terrible I’m horrible at these kinds of poses jxjsbn

HHEJFHJBGKFBJFJF THIS IS GOLDEN AND IM DYING-

THE BOIS ARE CAUSING CHAOS

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saw the video and i just had to