โLlamas with Hatsโ Sentence Meme
โThereโs a dead human in our house.โ
โ[name], what did you do?โ
โMe? I, uh, I didnโt do this!โ
โWhy did you kill this person, [name]?โ
โI do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.โ
โWell, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.โ
โYeah, Iโm in the wrong here. I suck.โ
โWhat happened to his hands? Why are they missing?โ
โI kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.โ
โI was hungry, and well, yโknow, when you crave hands, thatโs -ย โ
โI was hungry for hands! Give me a break.โ
โMy stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.โ
โWhat is wrong with you, [name]?โ
โWell, I kill people and I eat hands, thatโs two things.โ
โYou sunk an entire cruise ship!โ
โI watched you fire a harpoon into the captainโs face!โ
โThat sounds dangerous.โ
โYou were headbutting children off the side of the ship!โ
โThat, uh, that mustโve been horrifying to watch.โ
โAnd then you started making out with the ice sculptures!โ
โWhy is the lifeboat all red and sticky?โ
โWell, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.โ
โI will not apologize for art.โ
โWhoa, you won the prize. I didnโt even notice that.โ
โI have a problem. I have a serious problem.โ
โYou are just terrible today!โ
โShhh. Do you hear that? Thatโs the sound of forgiveness.โ
โThatโs what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.โ
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