marsha☆

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

how many times must you kinkshame me in my own lair

is this a real thing lmao I didn’t even know people tried to blow in vaginas, that’s awkward.

Guess I’ve gotta figure something else out.

I really hate that “reblogging could save a life” bullshit, but seriously - don’t blow into vaginas.

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.  

THAT’S FUCKING SCARY

wtf

99% of people would scroll past this. If you’re the 1% who supports love, reblog this…it won’t make your blog ugly..

what the fuck Denny's

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

I've never seen this movie but the content on tumblr.com is great