Solarballs Fanfiction

The Earthlings won't be saved anytime soon, as Sol keeps Astrodude at bay.

Happy reading guys :>, a good 1600 words. Will post on AO3 soon

PREFACE: This is an on-going alternate AU fanfiction (Part one of 5+). This is basically humanity going insane in a similar way the earth did from the Theia arc. This is based on the solarballs IP made by Alvaro Calmet. I also took some direct inspiration from the Liminality EAS Alarm Scenario from Electric Fanatic as well as Fallout 4. Neither of which I am affiliated with. There will be some new earthling characters, but there will be pretty minor since I am sticking to the world-building of the original series as much as possible. Also some stylistic choice I will make when adding images to the series will be sticking true to planetball fandom. (planets will have no mouths but humans will).  Also human proportions may be drawn sometimes. Also there’s not much personality in the earthlings in the original series so I try to build up upon it as much as I can with my own headcannons. Also everything written is 100% earthling made :>. ALSO I really want to add drawing here but IDK how ok this my first fanfic don’t be too harsh but also please write comments on what I can do to make this story cooler ok Bai.

CONTENT WARNING (VIEWER’S DISCRETION ADVISED)THERE IS GORE (blood on Astrodude’s hands) as well as suicidal ideation (not like we haven’t seen that with Earth lmao) SO BE WARNED. 

Planet X watches the tragic love story between Theia and Proto, where he aura farms.

With every dream, there's a lingering thought of failure, of things going wrong. No matter how confident and hopeful you appear, you can’t shake up the feeling of it all going nowhere. You can’t determine if life being made has the right intentions, if they will follow you or be divided amongst themselves. Despite all you have done, given enough time, people will only remember how you were gone, and say you were insane for the risks. That you had a cruel fate and that’s that. From there, your meaning, what made you, you, will be forgotten, your message, twisted,.  just as they have done, to me

*News anchor as earth is asleep*

(newswomen) Breaking news, panic and fear sets in on humanity as the end is near. It has been months since the Earth has moved from its orbit. Now thousands out approaching the Keiper Belt. In this new phenomena people have coined this term saying that the EARTH IS ASLEEP. 

News camera breaks to a man in the shops, outlooking the packed highways with public transit and government services shutting down without any warning. Where he says that “everyone is out for themselves here.”

Astrowife walks into her son and friend sleeping on the couch and floor. She watches in horror. Where she immediately wakes up the kids.

Astro-Friend Ughghg, i was so close to seeing what was behind the secret door in-

Astro-Wife: Right, I need you two to turn off the lights and sit still.

Astro-Friend: wha-what why?

Astro-Wife: Quickly now!

Astroson gestures his hand to follow him. 

Cuts to busy traffic and helicopters urging civilians to underground shelter. Astro-Wife and kids are rushing in. With the on-going chaos, Astro-Wife finds a moment on all of this to pause and look up at this absurdity.

Astro-Wife (Thinking): I hope whatever your dad is up to, that he is ok. 

Fast forward to a familiar setting, Astrodude, now going after our beloved Cosmo. Where he is absolutely not ok right now. Astrodude is panicked and is both venting to Computer and reassuring himself that he will be safe.

Astrodude; Jesus what can I do to get out of this situation. The last thing I want to do is call Rotsar and have him spill out the secrets of Zeebo. But I guess I have no other choice. 

Astrodude proceeds to call Rotsar, with no message, he presumes that there is no signal. When in actuality, picture Rotsar in his meeting room. He is all alone but with a whiteboard of seemingly meaningless and frantically scribbled marking… Of circles with eyes, of a phypothetical planet theia. With explosions in the way a 5 year-old would draw them on. His hand is multi-colored in his scribbled-episode and it is quite clear that Rotsar isn’t thinking straight. The door hinge opens slowly into his room.

Assistant manager: heres ur morning tea-

Rotsar with his back turned, continued frantically scribbling to attempt to catch up with his mind moving at a million thoughts a second.

Assistant: sir… are you ok?-

(cuts to a bloody wall, with rotsar calling 911.

-911 what's your emergency?

Rotsar: I have blood on my eyes, I must show you the light…

Astrodude is visibly annoyed ,assuming his boss is ignoring him. Fighting ensues with Cosmo and he goes unconscious. In the scenario you know of, Astrodude is awoken by Mars and Luna to aid in Earth’s trance. But for this alternate timeline to occur. Astrodude would have to be asleep for so long that Mars and Lune give up on him, and decide to go looking for the Earth themselves. Delaying Earth’s end to the dream, as well as when he can be woken up by that core-thing. But that’s assuming that would even happen in this timeline at all…

Astrowife and the kids witness increased tension between a security guard and the hoards of people. While security attempts to break-up the commotion, they lose power in numbers. That’s when all of a sudden an explosion goes off. The guard dogs run for it and the cops try to catch up. The crows book for the underground tunnel. 

Astro-wife: wha-wait the entrance is closing, we must get there!

They get out of their car in the non-moving traffic and sprint to the front  to close as much distance with the mob as possible, for only the gate to close behind them. Yelling and violence ensues. They run back to the car to take the freeway but then molotov cocktails were coming at all direction at them. Astrowife takes a turn from the highway onto the road. Astroson spots the lunatics lighting up the molotovs in hopes to lessen the traffic and get back to their homes.

Astro’s friend: I’m scared, i want my mom.

Astro’s wife, I know dear, we just need to find somewhere safe for the night.

Scene cuts to Astrodude right back at his shift. He follows a very similar dialog with Astro-Wife from the episode “The Earth is LEAVING? - Part 2.: Where the computer wakes up Astrodude to say that his wife is calling. It’s the exact same audio except the wife and the two sons are bunkering down and fortifying their home. This is also where they break the news to Astrodude that they are under an Ice age. Astrodude is speechless himself. And they promise to find eachother in one shape or another. After which, he  looks out his window only to find the earth crossing the asteroid belt.

Astrodude; oh god, what could possibly be happening now! Computer! Send us on trajectory to earth!

Computer: odds are likely you won’t survive

Astrodude: odds are likely my wife- humanity won’t survive! (he sulks in defeat) please, computer, we need to 

Sol: heyyyy earthling, we need you for our plan. 

Astrodude (awkwardly):Oh god oh god just stay cool uhm, hi sun.

Sol: you know who’s the star of this show?

Astrodude: I’m sorry what?

Sol: ‘cause you’re looking at him!

Astrodude: 0_0

Sol: anyways I need you to inhabit venus for our new mission.

Mercury, venus, and astrodude: Wait what!

Mercury: Okay this was definitely not what I was expecting!

Astrodude: look sun, I would love to, really, it’s just the last time I did that really didn’t go so well andI sort of faced a ton of asteroids hurling at me.

 Venus: You mean robots trying to kill you. I’d say Mars was really doing you a service de-

Sol: ENOUGH! Do you three want to tell me what’s really going on here? 

Venus and Mercury mumble trying to fester up an answer before eventually giving up..

Sol: Ok, I want this rendition of the system to be perfect, where whatever you do don’t kill astrodude.

Astrodude: Jesus why  am I even up for grabs here-

Venus: well all the planets sort of left, but Sol,  we have an idea as to why that could be the case.

Sol: And what is that…

Venus and mercury nudge a response from astrodude

Venus: cmon astrodude, aren’t you supposed to be smart in this?

Astroddue: Well the earth is sort of going into an ice age and left. With the earthlings calling this event the earth falling asleep.

Sol: Ugh silly earthlings, really trying to justify everything.

Astrodude: Well how would you know what’s up with the earth?

Sol: it’s obvious really they are just trying to pull one massive joke on me! To leave me behind like this! For me to suffer in humiliation! But you two have decided to spare me. You two really understand my role here. I am the light that guides them in this pitiful darkness. I AM THE SUN GOD RA. AND THEY SHALL PAY FOR THEIR INSOLENCE-

Astrodude: ok let’s calm down, It would be rather mean of them to.

Sol: Enough! My word is final, you are settling in Venus. It’s even within the goldilocks zone. It won’t be too much of a struggle will it?

Astrodude: uhh

Sol: WILL IT!

Astrodude: nope, not at all!

Sol: Great, now let’s knock off with the Solar system 2.0 >:)))

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