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@officialtolkiensecretsanta present 3/3 for @solamedibble
Ăowyn x Mary Oliver

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@officialtolkiensecretsanta present 2/3 for @solamedibble
Ăowyn x Taylor Swift â Part I // Part II
Part I I â The Light:Â ivy, evermore, happiness, the lakes
âThen the heart of Ăowyn changed, or else she at least understood it. And suddenly her winter passed, and the sun shone on her.â The Return of the King, The Steward and the King
And this one is so good too! Eowyn and Faramir with The Lakes, itâs perfect!!! Again, thank you!!!
@officialtolkiensecretsanta present 1/3 for @solamedibble
Ăowyn x Taylor Swift â Part I // Part II
Part I â The Darkness: evermore, hoax, right where you left me
âBut who knows what she spoke to the darkness, alone, in the bitter watches of the night, when all her life seemes shrinking, and the walls of her bower closing in about her, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in?â Return of the King, The Houses of Healing
I love this so much! Thank you!!!
Iâm so sorry this is a day late (huge technical difficulties at my house), but I really hope you like these! My gift to @florianem for the Tolkien Secret Santa! Happy Holidays! @officialtolkiensecretsanta
tolkien secret santa here! oh that musical theatre tidbit about your url was so fun! i'm very much a musical noob so i'd never have guessed haha but that sounds really cool :) so, while we're on the topic, do you have any favourite songs (musical or otherwise)? ohh and what are your favourite colour(s)? mine are yellow and green :) i have my little helpers (my cats) working tirelessly on your gift :3
It was a silly show lol Iâm currently obsessed with Taylor Swiftâs new album; but Iâm a sucker for Disney soundtracks (especially the Phil Collins ones), and I absolutely adore the music from Anastasia, both the movie and the Broadway show. My favorite colors are pink, lilac, and turquoise :D

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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress đ
monthly subscribers can skip ahead to the next chapter
actual real things about this fic:
the Grinch is nonbinary & uses they/them pronouns
the Grinch is autistic
it takes place in the Jim Carrey movie universe, so the Grinch has two lesbian moms
(side note, in the movie it was implied the grinch was conceived at a swingerâs holiday party, but we donât have to talk about that)
tony was a professional athlete who had a lucrative career appearing on cereal boxes
tony the tiger is divorced w/ kids
the Grinch is in therapy
I am sending this to all my friends gaud.
there are over 300 comments on the fic so far, and iâm reading all of them, and i have to say my favorite comments on the ones where people are sharing this with family and friends. sometimes out of spite, sometimes earnestly.Â
thank you for spreading me around like the invasive fungus i so truly am
I submitted it to my english teacher (our assignment was to find a well written work to share on the internet)
âŚI am absolutely frothing at the mouth to know your teacherâs response please
this is it
this was beyond my wildest dreams actually much thanks
THEY SHOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU EXTRA CREDIT THE COWARD
every time i listen to âyouâre a mean one mr. grinchâ i canât help but sit there and think âwhat did the grinch do to hurt you?â because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt
he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!
you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce iâd probably be bitter enough to steal christmas tooÂ
Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.
My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and âYouâre a Mean One, Mr. Grinchâ is the resulting breakup song.
Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?
Yes.
oh god theres art
@altadude you know what must be done.
ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr
ok so i went ahead and made this into a fanfic actually
hello lili! it's your tolkien secret santa! i hope you've had a good day today (despite the, you know, circumstances). i'll probably drop in every few weeks to chat for a bit and get to know you a bit better so i can make you a nice little gift. :) and also peruse your blog a little (anonymously ofc!) can i ask what your username means? i'm reading it as sola-me-dibble but i'm not sure if that's right haha. anyway, hope you have a nice week and talk to you soon :)
Iâve had a pretty good day, so far! My username is actually the name of a character I played in a community theater show when I was like twelve lol and I spelled it wrong! Her name was Salome Dibble, sheâs from the Phantom of the Opry (a spoof of Phantom of the Opera) and she was the Phantomâs little sister.
I hope that youâre having a great day!
apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as âMundane Halloween.â There are loads of photos online and theyâre all so good?????
âPerson going to work on a windy day"
âWoman whoâs having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"
"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"
Hey did I ever tell you about my theory pacman is a hermaphrodite species? Ya know, like slugs
specifically, Ms. Pacmen are the default form of the species and the only ones capable of engaging in reproduction. what we call âpacmenâ are in fact just the sterile worker drones. you see more pacmen in games bc as drones itâs their job to collect the majority of food (dots) for the hive.
my evidence is what happens when you flip an image of Ms. Pacman upside down
like the flounder, Ms. Pacmen have two eyes on one side of their head. the eyes are asymmetrical but fully functional. Thus, given the unusual symmetry of the Pac Man body, we may observe an interesting phenomenon:
thatâs right! what we commonly identify as a hair bow may equally be described as a bowtie. this is because, as the external genitalia of a hermaphrodite species, it is capable of both impregnating and being impregnated. The sterile drones naturally lack this appendage (whether they or born sterile or forcibly neutered by fellow hive members is a matter of scientific disagreement.)
this leads to my next hypothesis, the pacmen are the larval form of clowns.
Gaud why
all i ever sought from life was to cause disquietudeÂ
I mean, thereâs evidence?
But if this is true, what are the other growth stages?
this leads to my third point, that pacmen regularly cannibalize their young, aka the âdotâ larval form. it is this act of infanticide around which gameplay revolves
*deep sigh*
Gaud, please tell me about how Pacmen are a parasite that turns its host intona clown. I donât really want to know, but I think the alternative is worseâŚ
A Queen Pacman that has reached full adult size may choose to take on a human host, depending on availability. it attaches itself to the hostâs nose, which eventually withers and falls off, leaving the parasite to grow swollen and bright red as it fills with blood, and infecting the host with toxins that alter its physiology & neurology to that of the common Clown.Â
Interestingly, the characteristic âclown honkingâ comes from squeezing the parasite, which is typically mistaken for the Clownâs nose. Honking is the Pacmanâs way of vocalizing displeasure at the sudden expulsion of blood (after which the Pacman immediately refills itself). It is said the host organism experience rare glimpses of lucidity in these moments, but this is unconfirmable.Â
someone on ko-fi paid me real life money to bring back clown biology posts, so you get to live with the consequences!

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my fav action series trope is when the characters go to an ordinary store and this shit happens fdgjhdfgk
Ok but imagine the opposite
You walk into a guns store
You show the claw-teared three-days-beard Chad Broski clerk some fancy card
He presses a button below the counter
And the gun racks open up to reveal a snack bar
I could not have predicted anything thatâs happened this year since February, but Destiel becoming canon on day 4 of the presidential election is so out of left field iâm losing my mind
Victory velociraptor
2020 really is being an experience(TM)
no wait this is the most alive ive felt in months someone announce something else batshit lets keep this shit train going what im feeling is not serotonin but BOY is it getting my blood pumping

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like as someone who has been on tumblr since 2010 destiel becoming canon was always going to be hilarious but the fact it happen while weâre waiting for election results, outshined putin resigning, and happened within a week of a 90 minute video coming out and reminding everyone what a failure the johnlock conspiracy isâŚlike tonight truly is an amazing night for anyone out there with severe internet brain rot
Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.
It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.