𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙮 𝙪𝙥.

Hi, beautiful girl. How have you been? Please tell me everything that you've been up to. Enjoyed any of the activities? I did the paint and sip with Daniela and let me tell you... my whole painting was abysmal. It was a fun experience, though. @solaforteza

hi angel. i’ve missed you. okay first of all, i refuse to believe your painting was that bad because i know for a fact you probably made “abstract chic” by accident and everyone else was just too untalented to understand it. i’ve mostly been running around trying a little bit of everything. but honestly the best part’s just been getting to hang out with everyone and relax for once. you, me, and daniela absolutely need to do something together before this trip ends though.

i’m extremely ready. not because i have any faith in my painting skills, but because “sip and paint” feels like the perfect excuse to make something questionable and call it abstract. if yours turns out better than mine, i’m blaming the wine and asking for a rematch.

i'm almost starting to feel bad for everyone else around because they clearly don't have as cool of a roommate as me. the glitter pen really sealed the deal - pun intended. i'm all on board. we're going in this together and about to become household names in napa. it'll end up being a situation where we're so bad they just think we're good. the narration would be perfect for my vlog if you want in on that, too.

please don’t feel too bad, they can’t all win the roommate lottery like i did. tragic for them, iconic for us. and yes, i absolutely want in on the vlog. i was born to give unnecessary background commentary. being household names is the goal. by the end of this, people are either going to think we’re experts or politely ask us to leave the vineyard, and honestly? both feel like fame to me.

you know, you're legally bound to that statement now. no turning around a day from now and suddenly being sick of me. i think you're so right and it's scary how it's like you're in my head there since all of those things were top of my list to do, especially the pretending part. so hell yeah, i'm in. we starting this now?

legally bound and emotionally committed, obviously. i will even sign it in glitter pen if that makes it feel more official. thank god we’re on the same wavelength because i was really hoping you would support my journey into becoming napa’s least qualified wine country expert. hell yeah. we are starting now, cause if we take any longer i might start narrating the trip like it’s a nature documentary.

and they were roommates... it's us, we're the roommates. dare i say, the best ones, too. you think we should do some bonding today or are you sick of me already? @solaforteza

sick of you? never. but i do think we need to set the roommate bar very high today so everyone else feels a little threatened by our natural chemistry. i’m thinking trolley ride, pretending we understand wine country, and then a mixology class where i make one pretty drink and immediately decide i’m a professional. you in, roomie?