“Nice guys finish last” might actually be about sex.

Confidence is throwing away the Ben & Jerrys pint topper before you’ve taken the first bite.

People say love is the best feeling. But I think finding a toilet when you are having diarrhea is better.

i’ll take care of u

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

Every single relationship will get “boring” after you’ve been together for ages. Love isn’t a feeling, it’s a commitment; to love every day, physically and emotionally. It’s hard afff, it’s not always laughs and smiles and fun. People tend to quit when it stops being cute. “Oh the spark is gone.” No, that’s not how it works. You want somebody to never give up on you and love you unconditionally? Do the same. This isn’t Hollywood, this isn’t romantic happy ever after bs. Love someone when you don’t want to, when they are being a fricken asshole. When they’re being hard to love. That’s thats the realist shit there is.

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