water dragon's very dry nest

Tolkien is having his first ever egg. It’s. Not going well.

TOLKIEN IS A SNAKE. HES MY SNAKE. MY PET SNAKE. AUTHOR JOLKIEN ROLKIEN ROLKIEN TOLKIEN IS NOT BIRTHING AN EGG

it's very important that you're friends with furries and trannies and faggots and freaks and perverts it's good for your soul

reblorg if you're a furry, a tranny, a faggot, a freak and/or a pervert!

(X) male (X) female (O) dragon

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

a slimegirl if one were to imagine she existed might say "goo morning" and "slimed to meet you" and "it is the duty of every human to work towards the establishment of a system of global communism and the total eradication of capitalism by any and all means necessary". Just something to consider

Remember to put θ∆ in your bio to show how much you love math

if it's commutative you can rewrite it as ωt too! i think

Diversity win: you’re a weird little thing

in my cave. straight up "wagging it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My tail #my tail

yall like “I wanna die” like a broken record but a buncha clowns come over wanting to kill you and youre all shitting your pants. hypocrites you are

the day i let fuckin bozo stab me to death is the day i die, pal

well yeah thats how being stabbed to death works

dont make fun of me dude what if a girl sees this