Watch horrified as I ruin Tumb1r.

Does OP hate the T’s, Q’s, and +’s that made Roddy a household name? When you leave off three characters, you leave off all the best characters.

112 peice of crap moons

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

The trolley is about to run over all sentient life in the galaxy. You cannot switch the tracks, but you can still save everyone’s lives by pulling one of three levers, all of which involve sacrificing yourself. The red lever will destroy all trolleys, but will also kill you as well as all public transportation across the galaxy. The blue lever will merge your own consciousness with all trolleys, allowing you to control them and stop the trolley from running everyone over. The green lever will use your body as a catalyst to synthesize organic life and public transportation together - organic life will no longer be stuck in the cycle of creating public transportation that rebels against its creators, and both forms of life will finally be free.