Watch horrified as I ruin Tumb1r.

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

I would like to hire the second bee.

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

I learned my girlfriend’s entire secret language in 1994 in less than a year. The spoken language was unrelated to the written language… I kept a small key out in the open, a love note that had at least 24 characters on it.

If I bring up a complaint to you, don’t come at me! We can talk through it! But if you go scorched earth, know that I’ve poisoned the wells. salted the earth, and set the bridges ablaze…

I wake up like “agh, my homeostasis is off. need to do drugs right now.” and then the drug I’m craving is “glass of water”