i don't eat breakfast i just frown

maybe im the bad boy

putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried

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I think of my paycheque like mana in a videogame. Once you run out you gotta chill for a bit to give it time to recharge.

*Paycheck

Oh sorry! I live in Canada where we spell things correctly. I understand the confusion, though.

What a polite way to say fuck you

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

my dashboard: read this post thats more than two  sentences long me: what is this. some kind of book club. Some kind of university PhD literature analysis study group