Soft Skin, Hard Heart.

disrespectful sex 🤝 respectful aftercare

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

I will break into your house and make myself coffee in your kitchen, and when you find me there I'll flash my tits at you and tell you that if you don't call the police I'll let you fuck them.

I eat your food and use all the hot water and sleep in your bed without asking but every time you're on the verge of kicking me out I grab your hand and shove it between my legs to remind you of how tight and wet I am and how good I feel and you forget what you were going to do and fuck me instead.

Sometimes I laugh at you for letting me walk all over you like this but it's ok because I only do it when I'm riding your cock.

If you reblog this I am eating your snacks as we speak

7 minutes in heaven except it’s just me tied up in the closet and everyone gets to take their turn using me for seven minutes

Official ominous sign (apparently translates to "Sorry", in a sincere way)

OH MY GOSH LOOK AT THEM