Pizza Chips Aren’t Breakfast, Tomkyat.”
Softpaw narrowed her eyes as the door creaked open. A suspicious scent wafted through the air.
“Are those pizza chips?”
Tomkyat froze in the doorway, caught mid-crunch, the crinkly bag in his paw betraying him. He looked like a guilty cat burglar who’d only managed to steal sodium and regret.
“I was hungry,” he mewed, shuffling in. “Worked OT, kena held back. No food. Just… chips.” Tomkyat was utterly done with the world. “I’m running on fumes and powdered cheese.”
Softpaw wrinkled her little pink nose, "Ground control to Major Tomkyat. You need a nutritional intervention" She padded over to swipe the foil bag from Tomkya's grubby paws.
"Heaven forbid I have to deal with your pizza breath all morning.”








