ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴍᴇ.

🥸 - to tell a bad joke to my muse

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Damn. That’s fucked up, comin’ from a glower. ❞

Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one’s friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one’s own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.

❝ None'a that's news to me.

“Want to sssspoil the surprise already? Hm. And here I wasss hoping that the Overlord of Lusssst around here would have a sense of ssssuspense.” He pauses briefly to chuckle, eyes narrowing slightly. “Heheh. To ansssswer your quesssstion, though, while I can’t say it’s true for all alternatesss of mine, it’s quite true for ssssnakes in general, yes. And true for me.”

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Suspense? Hell no, baby. I like to go right for what I want. ❞

“I’ve heard ssssome people say how the gaze of Valentino can be hypnotizing, to the point of filling sssomeone with pure lussst just from staring into them. How accurate would you say that issss?”

You have one ask message to hit on my muse.

[ 💜 ] — ❝ Well, that’s just a known fact. You can come take a look, if you just answer somethin’ for me. ❞

Sexual Negotiations RP Meme NSFW

It wasn’t unheard of for the spider to never come to bed all night; plenty of times he was working, or just out blowing off steam. Sometimes he just couldn’t be assed to walk all the way to the bedroom after the amount of time he’d spent in six-inch heels all day. Fortunately, this time, the thirsty moth catches sight of him on the couch as he’s dragging his heels to the kitchen, and can instantly sense that something more is up than a nasty hangover. The nudity was pretty common, but the incoherent mutterings definitely helped.