twerk

last night at like 4am andrea took my computer charger and wrapped it around my finger for some reason nd my only reaction was “is this bondage”

Perf.

my parents bought me this rly shady bottle of Coke from mexico should i drink it 

i’m gonna drink it

update: apparently it’s supposed to be the original recipe it tastes kind of weird 

EVERYTHIG NIS VER Y FUNN Y AND I AM V ERY AW AYKE ALRIGHT LA LRHAIGTH LARIGHTAL RIGHT LALTH IRHTALTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

didnt the original recipe have cocaine

It’s adorable how awkward and shy and excited Anna 

I love this scene♥

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

nice try nerd but youre not going anywhere

Sad for the ants, but stellar for the outcome.

this.. is fUCKING AWESOME

it’s actually really terrifying how deep ant hills go like oh my god

this owns

Don’t you fucking tell me AKIRA isn’t one of the most influential (and really greatest) animated films of all time

女王