It Smells Like Candy & Floor Wax In Here.

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

little known fact about me i was actually isekai'd into this world from the video game world. i used to be a peggle orb

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

allowing filthy frank to rebrand as a sadboy indie musician was the worst thing we as a society have ever done

yall being filthy frank was giving him fucking seizures holy shit

? Ok

I love the implication that he was trapped in some sort of filthy frank curse that could only be broken by making sad bart edit music

I've found that the best scientific way to get rid of hiccups is to activate your vagus nerve so it relaxes your diaphragm. The way to do that (or just relax your body in general) is with '458'. Gently breathe in for 4 seconds, hold your breath for 5 seconds, then slowly breathe out for 8 seconds. Keep repeating that cycle and the hiccups should stop fairly quickly.