MissSofiaHoney

Men add nothing of value to my life. I don’t want your dick. I don’t want your opinion. I don’t want anything from you. At worst, you represent a potential threat to my health and safety. At best, you represent a drain on my resources: time & energy.

My time represents money. I have a choice between talking to the men who pay me and the men who don’t. I don’t have time for both. It would be completely ludicrous for me to ever choose the latter. If I talk to you for free, I’m actually LOSING money. Plus, I have to listen to you and possibly even look at you. Ew. No thanks.

There are two realities you need to come to terms with: 1) You are completely irrelevant to me, and 2) I am relevant to you or you would not be here, contacting me in the first place. Once you accept this, you can begin to analyze your situation. You represent a drain on my time & energy. You know that indulging you is not only unappealing to me, but a horrible business decision. 

At this point you have exactly three options: 1) Decide not to approach me. Either leave or lurk and let unreciprocated thoughts of me slowly consume your brain. Remain irrelevant and unacknowledged forever. 2) Contact me without paying. Your message is instantly discarded. Most likely, you are blocked. I lose nothing. OR, 3) Attach your message to money. Literally, make your message inherently valuable to me. For the first time, you are interesting and worth my time. Your only opportunity to ever be so.

That’s right piggies! Now pay up 💸💵💰🐷