PUN ENTHUSIAST

“ i got you. it’s gonna be okay, you’re going to be okay.”

“i feel like everyone’s miles away from me.”

“my mind is a dark place. you don’t want to be there.”

“i know this hurts, but you have to stay awake.”

“don’t close your eyes, please don’t close your eyes!”

“i just want to be numb, i don’t want to feel anything.”

“please don’t do this, don’t act like you care.”

“you don’t care, nobody cares, just leave.”

“you’re my friend, of course i fucking care.”

“i can’t give up on you, so please don’t give up on yourself.”

“i love you so much, i forgot what hating myself felt like.”

“i fucked up, why do you not care?”

“i can’t walk, just go on without me.”

“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

“i have no idea how to do cpr.”

“whose blood is that?”

“apply pressure to the wound, don’t let go.”

“don’t you dare fucking let go!” 

“what the hell happened to you?” 

“are they dead? did you kill them?” 

“do you know what you’ve done?” 

“you’re either with me or against me.” 

“who the hell did this to you?” 

“are you alright? you hit your head pretty hard…” 

“i can’t see!! what’s happening to me?” 

“when was the last time you ate?” 

“what do you mean you’re fine? you are not fine!” 

 “i’m fine, it’s just a flesh wound, i’ll be okay.” 

“for how long? how long were you bottling this up?“ 

“there’s so much blood, you won’t last.” 

“are you… throwing up in there?” 

“why aren’t you eating?” 

“just breathe… you’re okay, i promise, just breathe.” 

“i can’t breathe, i can’t –” 

"i woke up, & you were gone.” 

“just tell me something, was it really worth it?” 

❝ Do as I say, it’s the only way if we want to live. ❞

❝ Stay with me, and we live. ❞

❝ Come with me if you wanna live. ❞

❝ Reunions can be so bittersweet. ❞

❝ It smells like home here. ❞

❝ These creatures seek the living, even here. ❞

❝ You talk too much. ❞

❝ Not here, friend. ❞

❝ I am not afraid anymore. ❞

❝ You don’t belong here! ❞

❝ A moving target lives longer. ❞

❝ The hunt is binary: kill or be killed. ❞

❝ They have nowhere to hide now. ❞

❝ Don’t be fooled. ❞

❝ They can’t get away. ❞

❝ That was pointless. ❞

Some trigger warnings may apply.

Finding Mr Midnight

“I’ve seen a world, unlike any you’ve seen, full of creatures who’ve been in my dreams.” “I know a pain like you wouldn’t believe. One that rips me apart at the seams.” “So they tell me, shall we see what these reveal?” “It’s a perfect time to die!” “I’ve seen the end of a number of lives, and I wonder if I’ve caused a few.” “Is that blood on my hands from me or you?” “You can taunt me, haunt me, it won’t change a thing.”

A Team Full Of Harmony

“I wanna be the very best.” “Maybe you should try being the very quietest.” “I win at that, too.” “How long is this gonna be?” “I dunno! Forever!” “That’s… not exactly what I had in mind?” “You’re a demon goblin, and you’re a frigid queen!”

Huniepop the Musical

“Don’t engage her, just act cool.” “Your creeping is legit.” “There’s a tiny catch, it’s slightly sketch, but so are we.” “Who cares? It’s fate!” “It’s for a pet, I swear!” “Don’t you fucking dare!” “Thanks, I found it myself!” “Maybe you and I could go take some classes.” “They’re great for gouging out eyes!”

The Turnabout Encounter

“I… I may have killed him.” “Serious question. Did you murder my childhood best friend?” “And this… badger was a witness?” “Actually, it’s way harder than it looks.” “She is literally the worst person.” “The purple one was in the midst of some sort of… SATANIC RITUAL!” “My culture’s not a costume!” “Did you miss me, foolish fools?” “Uh… yea… anything for a pal.” “I was gonna rewatch Pink Princess, but I dunno. It’s just not dark and gritty enough.” “Great voice… still a crappy person.” “You’re the least loserish person I know! And if you’re a loser, then I am too!”

Resident Enis

*will you answer some questions?

          “                            IS THE NAME OF A HERO !     ”

i love how everyone thinks that sans is really sad and dying outwardly

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

"just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”