hot dog go to bathroom

one of the biggest problems of society nowadays is that i am so so sleepy 

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

it is my belief that many beautiful women share the name Scam Likely

*liberal voice* You’re saying that as if exploitation is bad. My dad exploits people. Are you calling him a bad person?

why don't you spend more time with bruce springsteen and find out how fucked up you are

If anyone can keep Obama grounded it's The Boss

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