sinner

cashier: i heard he like put out solo stuff.

me: haha yeah! it’s pretty good.

cashier: maybe i’ll have to take him seriously.

me: *internally* bitch, you best respect my mother fucking man. do you even know who you’re talking to? that man is the sunshine of my existence. you don’t deserve his silky smooth voice in your life. how dare you? who do you even think you are. you got my eye twitching. my palms are sweating. you’re lucky we’re in a public place or i’d whoop your little ass.

the random npc dialogue “johnny thinks the world of you”

in sr2 johnny saying “it wasnt the same without you”

them fistbumping

female 1s voice cracking while johnnys bleeding out in the backseat

“boss you gotta bail” “no, not without you”

the virtual tombstone matt makes

How Could You Let Johnny Die?

male voice 1: “that one was for you johnny”

the boss constantly jumping to the conclusion that johnny is alive

straight up punching matt in the face for even suggesting that you shouldnt rescue him

“id go through hell to get him back”

the little hug thing they do. yknow

“shaundi wasnt the only one who got fucked up by your death, johnny”

“for years i thought you were dead, and i blamed myself for it”

the whole fuckin romance scene saved my damn soul ok

“johnny you better be alright”

“GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE BOSS, ASSHOLES”