Madison Nicole McCarthy

You’re right. It’s more of a delusion. You’re vanilla, McCarthy. Plain. Boring. And I’m not the only one that sees it. At least he decided to shake things up and make a bold move. What about me? Are you serious? Now that’s laughable. I have never sucked up to anyone in my life. I don’t need to. The fact that you think to suck up to Sue would get anyone anywhere just goes to show how little you know about her and how she runs the squad. This is why you will never be Captain material.  You don’t actually think I believe that, do you? Clearly you care or you wouldn’t be here attempting to defend yourself and making weak ass insults. So you think. Just wait. Is this jealousy talking? I mean, I get it. People are interested in me while they barely even look in your direction. It must make you feel better to just assume I’m a whore instead of focusing on what you may be lacking. For your sake, I hope you’ve at least had your first kiss because, if not… well, it would make you even sadder than you already are.

The only delusion here is yours, Lopez. I’m not vanilla, I’m not boring, and I’m not plain. Shake things up and make a bold move? Please, the only thing he did was run away with his tail between his legs, abandoning his family for some jerk who wasn’t even around much in the first place, and some nasty greasers who are teaching him not to shower. I’m sure you’ve done a lot of sucking in your life, Santana. I will be Captain one day, and I won’t need your blessing when I do. I don’t care what you believe; the only opinion that I care about is mine, and you’re not going to change it. Weak insults? You’re the one doing that. I don’t need to have as many people looking in my direction as you do; or being with all of them. I’m not lacking anything, so you can shut your mouth, I’m sure your jaw hurts from all that work anyway.

Hello everyone. Yes, Rachel Berry has finally decided to join you all here. It seems to be the place to be after all. Who knows who I could meet here, a talent agent for example could be lurking in the background searching for aspiring starts just to stumble upon me! Now that would be worth signing up here. 

However, it is a good way to catch up with you all and find out if I’ve missed anything big whilst I’ve been busy with my extracurricular activities. 

It is the place to be, and I’m grateful to see more socials joining so we can see more of us here posting instead of dirty greasers. As for a talent agent lurking? I don’t realllly think that’s a thing, but if it was, then they need to step up and see the better people that are involved here. Just saying.

You didn’t miss anything big that I can think of; everything has been pretty much all over school at this point, not here. And what exactly are you so busy doing now anyway?

Marley: Nah! Vanilla is a comfort! Wait hang on...peanut butter ice cream?!

Marley: Er I probably shouldn't imagine, I get nightmares really easily and that would not be a pleasant time. Not like the dream I had where I was part of The Lion King, that dream was awesome.

Madison: Nope, super boring and bland, unless there's something mixed in with it. That's the only way it works.

Madison: YES! Like, okay so the one I got has peanut butter and chocolate mixed in with the vanilla ice cream and peanut butter cups broken up in it too. It's like, peanut butter tracks or something??? but also there is peanut butter ice cream too and it's delicious.

Jane: I suppose but I don't think this is a good idea. However I still trust you so I give you permission to do your worst.

Jane: I'm not sure. Technically no since water evaporates into steam and can't actually burn on its own. Still, it feels wrong to leave the answer so closed.

Jane: Good. And is there any other way to live?

Madison: I always have good ideas.

Madison: That's... weird??? But also like, the pot at least would burn, wouldn't it? That sounds scary.

SEBASTIAN: Forgive me for being incapable of imagining that at this moment. Especially since he is having difficulty understanding why you are acting the way that you are towards him.

SEBASTIAN: If you do decide to attempt that, I must caution you to be wary. Zombies are infectious creatures and the last thing I would wish is for you to become one of them.

MADISON: He's just not thinking. Probably because his brain is up here and not with him.

MADISON: I've watched The Walking Dead! and some other zombie shows. I know to be careful, and I promise I wont get bit or scratched or anything.

SEBASTIAN: Did I fail to see that Mason was always like this?

SEBASTIAN: Or did he happen to leave his brain on the Northside upon his departure?

MADISON: He wasn't always like this, Sebastian. He used to be kind and caring.

Yes, Madison I am super serious right now. My new family has not been doing anything. There is no manipulation of the mind amongst the Greasers. We don’t try to be anything other than ourselves and that is what I need. You’re miserable and you’re trying to make me feel the same way you do.

I like being here and seeing Dad every freakin’ day. We actually have dinner together every night. When was the last time you had dinner with Mom? And not her just leaving money for you to order pizza or Chinese?

You are insane and pathetic, you know that right? There is clearly manipulation among Greasers, it’s all they know and all they do. You’re an awful, terrible greaser now, and you’re trying to make me feel bad, when you’re the one who abandoned me!

I might not generally hold cheerleaders or gymnasts in high regard but any person brave enough to trust someone to catch them after being thrown in the air can do anything in my eyes. No, it doesn’t. Which is why I cut our old friends some slack when it comes to their new status. I hate sounding selfish but I’m glad you don’t plan on being the next to jump ship. 

Well, it’s a good thing I’m an exception, right? No, don’t do that. They should know better, especially Mason because he chose it. I’m sure they’re falling right into the pattern with the rest of the Greasers though. And trust me, I’d die before I jumped ship or went down there or anything, honestly.

Well, Thing 2. You can only get the gold star for being an adult when you’ve actually done a hard day’s work in your life. I wouldn’t expect someone like you to understand that, so don’t worry your little head.

So you’re still not an actual adult then? Since I’m sure your ‘working hard’ is slacking off and smoking or drinking or whatever nasty things that you greasers do. I’m sure someone like you wouldn’t understand what it means to be a human being and be clean anyway.

Jane: It isn't so bad. I get some peace and quiet for the night at least. Helping me bake? As in me being in the kitchen with you? I thought fire was what we were trying to avoid.

Jane: I can safely say that I've never burned a pot of water. See, not completely helpless!

Jane: I usually steer clear of anything messy but it does sound fun. I wholeheartedly agree. I can't imagine you wanting to seek her out but you saying that makes me feel better. Less worried.

Madison: True. Also, you need to learn to bake at some point! So, if me teaching you helps, then that's what we're gonna do!

Madison: Is it possible to burn a pot of water??????

Marley: I like vanilla, I'm classic like that. But sometimes I get them to put gummy bears on it. What's yours?

Marley: Thank you? Though I would really like to not go out by choking that's for sure

Madison: Vanilla is so boring though! But omg, gummy bears sound amazing. I've been hooked on this peanut butter ice cream stuff that I found that is like, AMAZING.

Marley: Cool :D

Marley: Consider it done!

Marley: Of course!

Madison: :D

Madison: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

Marley: I think I'd like to be?

Marley: And maybe since you fed me so much candy at the movies I'll have them throw in an extra scoop!

Marley: Well, you've got me

Madison: I think we can do that then.

Madison: An extra scoop??? You'd be one of my favorite people ever then!

Madison: Maybe. ;P

Marley: We're...friends?

Marley: I could do ice cream :D

Marley: Well I mean I can't speak for everyone else, but I'm glad I got to know you and not just the 'mean girl' side of you when we'd constantly fight

Madison: Um. I don't know, are we?

Madison: :D Ice cream is amazing!

Marley: But lying is bad. But I'm also not lying about it, if someone asked me then I'd say something. But I'd feel weird going 'oh who did you get that from' 'Madison gave it to me' but okay if you're sure.

Marley: Yeah when I was like...eight or nine. It was the worst. But I put cool stickers on the case and thankfully only had to wear it at bed time.

Marley: You're not all bad either Madison

Madison: Oh gosh. Well, then I'm super glad no one would ever ask if we were hanging out or if we're friends then, otherwise we'd be in huge trouble.

Madison: But okay, I'll let you buy it if you want. Or you can pay me back by buying me ice cream.

Madison: Oooh, that doesn't sound fun at all.

Marley: But that's lying? If you are trying to give them to me because you think I don't have money, that isn't a problem. Though you are being very sweet...I think.

Marley: Yeah but the dentist is the worst. I had a retainer when I was a kid. My hero!

Marley: Sorry to have worried you! See, I'm not all bad.

Madison: And what's a little white lie? I mean, you're not going around telling people we're friends or we hung out either, right????

Madison: And I know you have the money, but I don't need it, obviously. I just like seeing people happy with my stuff.

Madison: The dentist is the worst ever.You had a retainer? Was it bad? and I'm a super hero!

Marley: You don't have to do that Madison, I mean I wanna support your artsy side!

Marley: You did have your fingers in my mouth more than I ever thought any human would...But it wasn't totally the worst? I...That's not...How I meant for that to come out, oh my gosh. I meant that it was fun, I had a fun time hanging out

Madison: You are! You can just say that you bought them if people ask, instead of telling them I gave them to you. That way you're still supporting and all!

Madison: Other than maybe a dentist? Though, I think that'd only be if you have like, braces or super bad teeth or something. BESIDES! I couldn't let you choke!! I had to help!