Breakaway~

So I have been here a year and just started walking and finding little gems or what not and I went to this bakery that served something called a cronut. Now I love me some sweet and all but this just seemed a little weird to me. Though I tried it I didn’t have high expectations but boy was I surprised it was really good. So now I am looking for more gems around town that have delicious foods I never tired; Any suggestions?

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Cronuts are that strange little thing you never realised you were missing in life. Honestly, I just wandered the back streets, there’s some amazing little restaurants hidden away there. Sounds scarier than it actually is. 

Tried to meet up with my Scruff date until I found out that he was in Staten Island. Like you expect me to take a ferry to hook up? Honestly, the nerve to pull that shit when I can find perfectly acceptable lay in Manhattan. @pretendingstarters​

Poor guy. All he wanted was to get laid and he lost out all because of that damn ferry. This amused me if you couldn’t tell. 

Don’t worry, I’m not a hater. Judgmental, but not a hater. Lucky for you, I can help with that. You should come to Sapphire this weekend. I’ll be working but can add you to the list so you don’t have to pay the cover. Bring whoever you want.

Eh, why not. I need to get out more. I’ll bring me, myself and I. I’m cool, I swear it. 

Blaine: If you're asking me which movie version you should watch, I'll say Mamma Mia any day of the week.

Blaine: If not, I vote Into The Woods.

Kenzie: Movie version. I don't have the funds to be going to see theatre right now.

Frank: Performing is amazing. If you're that jealous... get up and do it. There's no feeling quite like it.

If I ever reach the level of mainstream fame that would require a manager for things other than booking auditions, I’ll turn to you.

And just like that, my future is sorted. 

Frank: I know. Family is important, but I want Gideon to know that hard work is, too.

Frank: I can't wait for that. I love bringing him on matinees, but the energy is always bigger and better in the evening. In a few years, I'll get to take him to his first show.

Kenzie: You're a great role model.

Well, I guess you’ve made the decision for me. Jesse St. James: Thicc Bitch it is. I’m flattered. And I appreciate your radical and headstrong decision making. 

I should be in charge of all your decisions. It’d be great fun and you know it. 

I don’t know, you’d be surprised by the things that people are into. No offense but who is your roommate? Because they don’t sound qualified to be deciding who is cool or not, especially if they’re basing it off whether or not they’re a fan of books about dragons and siblings fucking. From what I’ve heard you can find better plots on PornHub.

I dunno, I kinda liked it. Not the sibling fucking because that’s gross. But all the oldie politics and backhanded murder shit....I think I need to go out more. 

Having a social media presence is really taking its toll on me. It was one thing to have teenage girls with Ben Platt in their profile pictures call me hot and try to make me join their groupchats consisting of prepubescent theatre kids talking about their middle school production of Godspell, but I don’t know how one’s meant to respond to being called both ‘skinny af’ and ‘thicc’ every time I post a picture, it seems pretty damn contradictory. I know they’re meant to be compliments, but I feel like consensus has to be reached. Am I a skinny legend or a thicc bitch? I don’t know if I can’t be both.

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Changing your name to ‘thicc bitch’ in my contacts. Just because I can. 

Frank: Not to kink shame, but I try to keep most of my company to non-furry people.

Frank: I know, but I want to be there for bath and bed as much as possible in the next few weeks. I'm going to miss out on a lot of bedtime stories when the show starts properly.

Kenzie: Shhs, you know what I meant.

Frank: Currently just the usual, still on day time rehearsals. Not much planned in the evenings, except for watching reality and drinking wine with the dog. I really live life to its fullest.

Frank: Tech week isn't far away, though, and that'll be intense. Tech week always is.

Kenzie: You really do. You know I'm always happy to watch munchkin in the evening if you ever want to go out, you know, drink wine with non furry people.

Kenzie: Mamma Mia or Into The Woods????

Kenzie: Hey! Just wanted to see how your schedule was looking this week.

I just wasted my dark day. Got invited somewhere. Said YES, like an idiot. Hanging out with friends is a sham… especially if said friend invites you to a fuckin’ church. If church is for you, God bless, but I could’ve slept all day instead. Could’ve ordered food in, marathoned some trashy TV.

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Church instead of sleep sounds like hell....ironically. 

That feeling when a drunk asshole decides to ruin everyone’s night by smashing a beer bottle against some other dude’s head… Sometimes I just wanna go full JWoww while at work - If you wanna stay and get your ass beat, you can stay and get your ass beat. You wanna stay and get your ass beat, you can get your fucking ass beat. But alas I’ll keep smiling since the show must go on. Whatever, at least I swindled an extra $100 from him before he got carried out in cuffs. How’s your night been?

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Is that a usual feeling to be having? Let’s be realistic, who wants to stay and get their ass beat. I know I don’t. But you go for getting that extra cash, always a silver lining and all that jazz. My night? I finished reading Game of Thrones so apparently that means I’m cool now according to my roommate...