Beautiful Dirty Rich

Critical Role Halloween Costumes

At last, the much requested and long delayed BrjOTP™

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

That’s…a *lot* of people who want in on this. Not only to see the product, but also to get some of the smaller-tier perks. 

Also, how far back was the tiefling catalyst? Is she the first tiefling in her family? How did she become the Ruby of the Sea (you’ve gotta start somewhere, right)? Was Babenon her first real love? Were there others? Was she born in the same area of Nicodranas? If not where is she from? Why is she so afraid of leaving her home? Did something happen? (If yes, what?) Or has she always been like this? How did she react when Jester started worshiping the Traveler? Does she even know?

A dream.