For crying out loud, settle down.

i thought we all promised never tot alk about jazz clown ever again

jazz clown would scare the shit out of me

The newest color from crayola

college is so weird like you give people a bunch of money to provide a service that just stresses you out and makes you poor so that hopefully one day they give you a piece of paper that says you’re qualified to earn all of that money back this is too much i need a drink

you’re lying if you didn’t sing this

real talk

College is a fucked up place

Finals fried this kid’s brain so bad that he’s trying to communicate with another plant to get him the fuck out of here before next year’s finals.

Plant

Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée

I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.

You spelled ‘best’ wrong.

think of me

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

i reblogged it before but then it got better